If I get 18 of theese, I'm stupid.
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[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door. (Whooops.. )

[ ] You have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks. (Many times. xD)

[x] You have ran into a tree.

[ ] It is possible to lick your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[x] You just tried to sing them. (And I still can't see the have the same melody. xD)

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice.

[x] You just looked at it. (Just a re-check? '8D)

[x] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.(My NATURAL haircolor is. ;b)

[x] People have called you slow. (Many times.)

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (In Science my papers burned. xD)

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[x] You've fallen asleep in class.

[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh. (I can't help it! >_< xD)

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (True.)

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. (Veeeery many times. o.o)

[x] People shake their heads and walk away from you. (Sometimes. )

[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug. (Some boy told me to do it, when I was small. xD)

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. (Watching anime *cough* Math *cough*)

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (It had happen. xD)

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket. (Many times. xD)

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you. (NEVER! You're almost near to "idiot" if you do that.)

[x] You break a lot of things. (I do. Often. In Science. xD)

[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.

[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused. (Sometimes? Everytime! xD)

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.

29!? I must be the stupidest in the world. xD YAY FOR ME! 8D